Booted Up

The things I find for you guys...

The safe-word is banana!

If I ever had a child (not bloody likely - but if I did), I'm convinced it would be a cross between the Unibomber and Stewie.

Adult Swim is awesome, btw. It's what BootChick and I do on Sunday nights.

Why women love webcams.

(Home on the Strange)

(Thank you to Phil over at BadAstronomy.com for the heads-up on this AWESOME online comic strip!)

Celebrities are annoying: Case Study #1323.

Jennifer Aniston, courtesy of WWTTD. I cannot improve on his perfect post.

(Jennifer Aniston is better than you - WWTTD).

Image 1, Image 2. (BIG images)

A bit of Tuesday wildlife humor

Almiqui!

You're so fine!

You're so fine!

You blow my mind!

Almiqui!

Almiqui!

(I so want one of these for a pet. And f**k Paris Hilton if she beats me to it.)

Dealing with difficult people

A bit of Tuesday humor of those of you forced to work in cublicles.

Seven office troublemakers and how to defeat them.

(National Lampoon)

Wednesday Humor

For the sadistic boss in all of us.

"Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up."

'The Demotivators' (despair.com)

This Just In: NYC women can be mean.

The men of New York City are either very optimistic, or very masochistic.

America's Next Top Cripple (Overheard in New York)

How to make your child hate you.

You name him 'Mortimer'. His only consolation is that he'll have an older sister named 'Apple'.

Thank You: The Gilded Moose

Apologies to men named 'Mortimer'.